Barry White closely followed by Aretha Franklin and Bob Ross. Ideally, they would narrate my life as a trio.
I aspire to be as heroic as Samwise Gamgee every day. My aspirations would be easier to achieve if I could actually be him.
There is no competition: Super Speed. I could finish all of my work and chores in no time at all, speed read without losing comprehension, run on water, and have time to spare for travel, family time, and charity.
I desperately wish I could have had the opportunity to speak with the late, awe-inspiring Kim Bok-dong. She was a survivor of slavery by the Japanese Imperial Army and went on to be a Korean human rights activist who campaigned against sexual slavery and war rape.
Satire! What more can I ask for than a genre that provides social commentary, makes me laugh, drives change, and has resonated with cultures around the world for hundreds of years?